(нам дали на английском)

There was a young lady of Niger,
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger.
They returned from the ride
With the lady inside
And the smile on the face of the tiger.


There once was a student named Bessor
Whos knouledge grew lessor and lessor.
It at last became so small -
He knew nothing at all...
And today he is a college professor!

просто стишок - не лимерик.

A wise old oul
Set in an oak.
The more he heard,
The less he spoke.
The less he spoke,
The more he heard.
Why can't we all
Be like that wise old bird.